How to Play
Your goal is to build the most advanced AI model by accumulating parameters (or at least convince investors you're doing that).
- Write Code to generate compute units (coffee helps)
- Collect Datasets to train your model (quality varies wildly)
- Train your Model to gain parameters (mostly just numbers going up)
- Publish Papers to gain funding (no one reads them anyway)
Research & Development
Burn through funding on these questionably effective upgrades:
- Hire researchers (they mostly browse social media)
- Improve compute capacity (fancy blinking lights included)
- Enhance datasets (50% less cat pictures, maybe)
AI Capabilities
Watch your AI evolve from "glorified calculator" to "existential threat"!
Each milestone comes with funding and a vague sense of impending doom.
Can you reach AGI? (Spoiler: No, but investors don't know that)
